What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?